A joke my son told me

By Nic Price on 20 May 2007 — 1 min read

A man walks in to a library and says “Fish and chips please”

The librarian says, “Sorry sir, this is a library”

So the man whispers “Fish and chips please”

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  • I love it!

    Up there with… What did the fish say when it banged into a wall? Dam.

    And “Ask me if I am an orange?” “Are you an orange?” “No”

  • A man walks into a pub and says, “Is this a pub?”

    The landlord says, “Of course it is, didn’t you see the sign outside?”

    “Yes,” says the man, “but the relation between the sign and the signified is entirely arbitrary.”

    “Really?” says the landlord, “What makes you Saussure?”

  • I think he’s a very advanced boy : ) Albie’s latest joke: What do you call a man on a cushion?….. A WINDOW : |

  • oops – Albie corrected me last night, the joke is actually:

    Q. What do you call a cushion that’s been sat on?

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