Tag Archives: Made me laugh

The London Pube Mat

Newt Arrester was where my journey started. After a minor delay at Hawthorn-Hero-Ill, I wound up down Bowel Mind way. For a while Queer Spank was where I got off, though some call it Ink Blur and others (estate agents … Continue reading

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Fab photos

You just have to see these amazing photos. Brilliant! [Via The Obvious?]

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Thigh Tech

Just wondering… Was this intentional? Does it bring in more business than if they’d placed their logo somewhere else?

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Old Git

When a man gits old he jist likes to sit without botherment. From a book on photography from 1943.

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If you go down to the tube today

There I was staring at the Independent on the District Line this lunchtime when I heard this slightly high-pitched voice coming from a seat nearby. “Can I have a sip of your cappuccino?” said the voice. “No, you might burn … Continue reading

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Japanese slang

Japanese slang for a man with a combover hairstyle is “barcode head” Heard on Anita Anand’s show on Radio 5 Live last night.

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Priceless

My three-year old son and I went on a walk to Lordship Lane yesterday afternoon to pick up something to cook for my parents for supper from William Rose the butcher. When we got back we sat on the ledge … Continue reading

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Bunny ha ha or bunny peculiar?

I’m happy to fall for this great publicity for the film which I’m really looking forward to and will gladly walk under a ladder to get to. Posters for the new Wallace and Gromit film on a south coast island … Continue reading

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In case you haven’t heard this one already…

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq”. “OH NO!” the President exclaims. “That’s terrible!” His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as … Continue reading

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Locked out

Thanks to my feedreader getting in a muddle over what year it is I got to see this the other day which really made me chuckle: The Secure Entrance Paradox To the Residents… One of our engineers visited today to … Continue reading

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