Comments on: A joke my son told me

By: sam

sam — Tue, 22 May 2007 11:57:52 +0000

oops - Albie corrected me last night, the joke is actually:

Q. What do you call a cushion that’s been sat on?
A. A WINDOW

Cellobella — Mon, 21 May 2007 13:11:04 +0000

bizarre!

Two fish in a tank.

One says to the other: “How do you drive this thing?”

sam — Mon, 21 May 2007 12:14:07 +0000

I think he’s a very advanced boy : ) Albie’s latest joke: What do you call a man on a cushion?….. A WINDOW : |

Nic — Sun, 20 May 2007 19:52:27 +0000

Genius :)

East of Dulwich — Sun, 20 May 2007 18:41:16 +0000

A man walks into a pub and says, “Is this a pub?”

The landlord says, “Of course it is, didn’t you see the sign outside?”

“Yes,” says the man, “but the relation between the sign and the signified is entirely arbitrary.”

“Really?” says the landlord, “What makes you Saussure?”

Nic — Sun, 20 May 2007 18:05:00 +0000

Ha! He liked the fish joke, thanks. Will try the orange joke tomorrow :-)

Cellobella — Sun, 20 May 2007 11:21:07 +0000

I love it!

Up there with… What did the fish say when it banged into a wall? Dam.

And “Ask me if I am an orange?” “Are you an orange?” “No”