A man walks in to a library and says “Fish and chips please”
The librarian says, “Sorry sir, this is a library”
So the man whispers “Fish and chips please”
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I love it!
Up there with… What did the fish say when it banged into a wall? Dam.
And “Ask me if I am an orange?” “Are you an orange?” “No”
Ha! He liked the fish joke, thanks. Will try the orange joke tomorrow
A man walks into a pub and says, “Is this a pub?”
The landlord says, “Of course it is, didn’t you see the sign outside?”
“Yes,” says the man, “but the relation between the sign and the signified is entirely arbitrary.”
“Really?” says the landlord, “What makes you Saussure?”
Genius
I think he’s a very advanced boy : ) Albie’s latest joke: What do you call a man on a cushion?….. A WINDOW : |
bizarre!
Two fish in a tank.
One says to the other: “How do you drive this thing?”
oops – Albie corrected me last night, the joke is actually:
Q. What do you call a cushion that’s been sat on?
A. A WINDOW